Title: Diary of a Teenage Prophet
Artist: Gatekeepers
Label: Think Like a Key Rec
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 601570655722
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2026-04-17
Number of Discs: 2
Additional Details: COLORED VINYL, GATEFOLD LP JACKET

Long in the making and rich in imagination, Diary of a Teenage Prophet completes composer-producer Alex Wroten’s Gatekeepers Trilogy with a darkly funny, genre-defying sci-fi epic that blurs the line between philosophy and pop. The story follows Bonnie Brown, a teenage eco-rebel who’s cryogenically frozen during a nuclear apocalypse and awakens thousands of years later to discover her teenage diary has become the basis for a world religion.Featuring a staggering cast of collaborators – including members of Cheer-Accident, Shawn Phillips, Henry Kaiser, Amy Denio, Hugh Banton (Van der Graaf Generator), Morgan gren (Kaipa, Mats/Morgan), Ron Geesin, Fernando Perdomo and more – the album expands Wroten’s surreal sonic universe into something both hilarious and unsettling.Available as a 2-LP color vinyl edition housed in a fully illustrated gatefold featuring the complete lyrics – a lavish physical artifact for this visionary 50-collaborator finale.

Tracks:
1.1 High School Overture
1.2 She’s Just a Regular Teen
1.3 Ap Doomsday
1.4 The End of Man
1.5 Probably the Afterlife
1.6 The World of the Future
1.7 The Ancient Vagrant
1.8 She’s Awake!
1.9 Way Too Much Attention
1.10 Staying in the Shadows
1.11 For the Brown Book Tells Me So
1.12 The Fundamentals
1.13 Friday Night Rites
1.14 In Matt’s Image
1.15 She’s Not a Regular Teen
1.16 Beached
1.17 The Messenger Vs. the Message
1.18 To the Ocean!
1.19 Everyone I Know Is Dead